the truth

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than North Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than North Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than North Americans. 4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than North Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks than North Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what the hell you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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