Is it a bad thing?

May 30, 2006

Is it a bad thing when your paid host is down more than your free ones?
Just a mild complaint!

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You gotta read these!

May 25, 2006

You gotta read these!

You gotta read these! My friend “Jacknife Johnny” Had a conversation with a spam robot.
The robot had posted on a blog about willie Wonka and the chocolate factory….It was hilarious! See original post.
The exchange went something like this…Robot Spammer:

Trackback from: Bibs [Visitor]
Bibs
Bubzee Bibs
are made with thick cotton terry and accommodate a variety of neck sizes making these baby b…
Permalink 05/15/06 @ 20:01
Jacknife:
Comment from: Jacknife Johnny [Member] http://thegate101.com/BlogGate/index.php/john
Actually the Bibs
first
were made of hemp which made them strong and durable, The oompas would
not only wear them but they would smoke them to, and that would make
the oompas very hungry and they started eating all of the chocolate at
the factory, Well that cut into all the profit and the share holders
were not very happy, so now the bibs are made of cotton, and the oompas
are drug tested regularly.

Thanks for stopping by Bibs.

I still can’t stop laughing!…)
Thanks for the laugh John


the truth

May 25, 2006

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than North Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than North Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than North Americans. 4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than North Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks than North Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what the hell you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


“BlogThis”

May 22, 2006
I just like the name of this blog
BlogThis

GIMP for Windows

May 10, 2006

GIMP is the GNU Image Manipulation Program. It is a freely distributed piece of software for such tasks as photo retouching, image composition and image authoring. It works on many operating systems, in many languages.

GIMP for Windows

I use this all the time! It’s the best for making banners
 and buttons on your web site!
Three thumbs up!


This is a page I made on sitesled.com

May 10, 2006
This is a page I made on sitesled.com, take a look.
The Archery Answer Page, Answers to your questions!…
I’m adding them to the Free Host list!
It was quick and easy to sign up!

Blogging software or blogger beware.

May 7, 2006

Blogging software or blogger beware?
I have noticed a lot of ads for “blogging software
. They claim that they can create blogs faster than they can be taken down and get your links on 1000’s of sites. Stop rite there! Thats not blog software! “Thats splog software”! A splog is a spam blog. You must have ran into them? They are every where, like in the comments on your own blog, the ones that make no sense what so ever. You click on one of the links, just to see who wrote all that gibberish. Those links usually take you to a Viagra site or something like that. Yep those are the ones. If you want to be like them, get some blogging software and get black listed.

This is just an excerpt of an article I am working on.
Just some food for thought.